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Though, I can get “real” silverware in first class. fat Must mean if I can afford first class, I am less likely to want to stab the flight attendant as she hurls my ever so filling bag of peanuts at me. Eliminating in flight magazines? Oh, please! Every airline I have flown on has their company magazine chocked full fat of stimulating articles, such as “Your Private Get-Away in Timbuktu.” Along with those fat fine works of literature are those great Sky Mall Catalogs. Thank you Mr. Airline Executive for this fine publication. Where else could find “The Ionic Hairbrush,” Who knew, I needed to smooth and tighten my hair shaft's outer cuticle layer? I won’t even begin to talk about SW’s arbitrary policy to charge plus-size folks double. Didn’t that pay for all those extra gallons we fat folks burned? On my next flight, I might just stop at Krispy Kreme at the Terminal to pack a few pounds to get my money’s worth.
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