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"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." Said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (McCarter) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what married woman sex happened when she approached McCarter. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?" Taylor arrested him but said that the suspect accepted his predicament in good humor. "I have to give him credit... that was a quick comeback" Taylor said of the man's comment. Comments:  Even when passed off as a news story, it's not hard to detect that this apocryphal tale of sexual embarrassment had humble beginnings as a dirty joke.
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